I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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