yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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