Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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