literally had 100 drinks last night.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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