He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
