Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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