So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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