soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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