i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I party with great urgency now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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