doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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