So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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