its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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