Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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