butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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