He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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