hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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