Just cropdusted the office
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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