Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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