if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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