Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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