It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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