hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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