Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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