he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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