You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So much Jack, so little girl.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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