I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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