they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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