i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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