Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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