woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we should paint friendship bongs
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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