roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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