Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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