Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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