Moan for me like Helen Keller
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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