Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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