the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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