so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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