Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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