come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
