Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
