White coat. Heels.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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