Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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