ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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