im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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