I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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