1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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