Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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