Sober January is a disaster.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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