dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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