How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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