I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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